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£4.95Hang our hilarious bauble on your Christmas tree every year to remind you of the year that loo roll became valuable currency!
PRODUCT SPECIFICATION
> Dimensions 86mm x 94mm (excluding hanging cord)
> Supplied with red cord
> Professionally laser engraved
> Made from Oak Veneer
> Wood is a natural material; variations in the grain are to be expectedDESPATCH & SHIPPING
> Your decoration will be created within 1-3 business days
> It will be securely packed to ensure it arrives in perfect condition
> You will receive an email notification to advise when it has been despatched
> Posted via Royal Mail 2nd Class, which takes 3-5 working days for delivery
> Shipping upgrades available at checkout2020 Lockdown Wooden Christmas Bauble
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£9.95Celebrate your amazing mum with this hilarious tongue in cheek mug and remind her to keep being her!
Beautiful mug emblazoned with the quote “You’re An Amazing Mum – Keep That Shit Up”
PRODUCT SPECIFICATION
> 11oz Mug
> Printed design will not fade, scratch or dull
> Dishwasher Safe
> Design is printed wrap around, perfect for left and right handed people!DESPATCH & SHIPPING
> Your mug will be created in 3-5 business days
> You will receive an email notification to advise when it has been despatched
> Standard UK shipping is Royal Mail 2nd Class; International orders via International Standard Airmail
> Shipping upgrades available at checkoutAmazing Mum – Keep That Sh*t Up Mug
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£9.95***Covid Update – Due to the global pandemic, there may be some delays with the postal service that are outside of our control***
We’ve all got a friend or family member who seems to have a permanent resting b*tch face – bring a smile to their face with this beautiful mug emblazoned with the quote “Excuse My Resting B*tch Face”
PRODUCT SPECIFICATION
> 11oz Mug
> Printed design will not fade, scratch or dull
> Dishwasher Safe
> Design is printed wrap around, perfect for left and right handed people!DESPATCH & SHIPPING
> Your mug will be created in 3-5 business days
> You will receive an email notification to advise when it has been despatched
> Standard UK shipping is Royal Mail 2nd Class; International orders via International Standard Airmail
> Shipping upgrades available at checkoutExcuse My Resting B*tch Face Mug
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£4.95Cheeky personalised birthday card to tell your friend that they are ‘Forty And F*cking Fabulous’, with space to personalise the prosecco bottle with their name!
PRODUCT SPECIFICATION
> Professionally lasercut in my studio> Made with your choice of 300gsm luxury pearlescent card with an ivory envelope and your choice of coloured paper insert> Card size when folded is 13.5cm x 13.5cm (slightly larger than 5×5″)> The inside of the card is blank for you to write your own message (Direct to Recipient service available – please see below for more details)HOW TO ORDER> Please enter the personalisation required on the card. Please ensure text is accurate as we will cut text exactly as entered on the order.DIRECT TO RECIPIENT SERVICE> If you would like me to post the card direct to recipient and print a message inside, please follow these steps:1. Include a ‘Note to seller’ at checkout with the message you would like printed inside the card2. AMEND THE DELIVERY ADDRESS AT CHECKOUT to the recipients’ address. (We cannot accept address changes as a note on the order).3. If you would like to send items to multiple recipients, you must place a separate order for each recipient.4. Please contact us if you need any more information about sending direct to recipient.DESPATCH & SHIPPING> Your card will be cut and posted in 2-3 business days> Each card will be carefully packed in a cellophane sleeve and board backed envelope to ensure it arrives in perfect condition> You will receive an email notification to advise when it has been despatched (please check your junk email folder if you do not receive this)> Shipping upgrades available at checkout
Bulk dealQuantity Fixed price 3 £4.00 5 £4.00 10 £3.80 Forty and Fabulous Personalised Birthday Card
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£4.95Cheeky personalised birthday card to tell your friend that they are ‘Fifty And F*cking Fabulous’, with space to personalise the prosecco bottle with their name!
PRODUCT SPECIFICATION
> Professionally lasercut in my studio> Made with your choice of 300gsm luxury pearlescent card with an ivory envelope and your choice of coloured paper insert> Card size when folded is 13.5cm x 13.5cm (slightly larger than 5×5″)> The inside of the card is blank for you to write your own message (Direct to Recipient service available – please see below for more details)HOW TO ORDER> Please enter the personalisation required on the card. Please ensure text is accurate as we will cut text exactly as entered on the order.DIRECT TO RECIPIENT SERVICE> If you would like me to post the card direct to recipient and print a message inside, please follow these steps:1. Include a ‘Note to seller’ at checkout with the message you would like printed inside the card2. AMEND THE DELIVERY ADDRESS AT CHECKOUT to the recipients’ address. (We cannot accept address changes as a note on the order).3. If you would like to send items to multiple recipients, you must place a separate order for each recipient.4. Please contact us if you need any more information about sending direct to recipient.DESPATCH & SHIPPING> Your card will be cut and posted in 2-3 business days> Each card will be carefully packed in a cellophane sleeve and board backed envelope to ensure it arrives in perfect condition> You will receive an email notification to advise when it has been despatched (please check your junk email folder if you do not receive this)> Shipping upgrades available at checkout
Bulk dealQuantity Fixed price 3 £4.00 5 £4.00 10 £3.80 Funny 50th Personalised Birthday Card
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£4.95***COVID Update – Due to the global pandemic, there may be some delays with the postal service that are outside of our control***
Send this cheeky card to friends or family moving into their new home, first home or forever home to remind them of their new financial commitments! Available as singular or plural wankers!
PRODUCT SPECIFICATION
> Professionally lasercut in my studio
> Made with your choice of 300gsm luxury pearlescent card with an ivory envelope and your choice of coloured paper insert
> Card size when folded is 13.5cm x 13.5cm (slightly larger than 5×5″)
> The inside of the card is blank for you to write your own message (Direct to Recipient service available – please see below for more details)HOW TO ORDER
> Please enter the personalisation required on the card. Please ensure text is accurate as we will cut text exactly as entered on the order.DIRECT TO RECIPIENT SERVICE
> If you would like me to post the card direct to recipient and print a message inside, please follow these steps:
1. Include a ‘Note to seller’ at checkout with the message you would like printed inside the card
2. AMEND THE DELIVERY ADDRESS AT CHECKOUT to the recipients’ address. (We cannot accept address changes as a note on the order).
3. If you would like to send items to multiple recipients, you must place a separate order for each recipient.
4. Please contact us if you need any more information about sending direct to recipient.DESPATCH & SHIPPING
> Your card will be cut and posted in 2-3 business days
> Each card will be carefully packed in a cellophane sleeve and board backed envelope to ensure it arrives in perfect condition
> You will receive an email notification to advise when it has been despatched (please check your junk email folder if you do not receive this)
> Shipping upgrades available at checkoutBulk dealQuantity Fixed price 3 £4.00 5 £4.00 10 £3.80 Personalised Rude Mortgage W*nker New Home Card
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£9.95Rude slogan Christmas cards, for the special people in your life who appreciate all things sweary! Pack of 4.
PRODUCT SPECIFICATION
> Professionally lasercut in my studio> Made with your choice of 300gsm luxury pearlescent card with an ivory envelope and your choice of coloured paper insert> Card size when folded is 13.5cm x 13.5cm (slightly larger than 5×5″)> The inside of the card is blank for you to write your own message (Direct to Recipient service available – please see below for more details)HOW TO ORDER> Please enter the personalisation required on the card. Please ensure text is accurate as we will cut text exactly as entered on the order.DIRECT TO RECIPIENT SERVICE> If you would like me to post the card direct to recipient and print a message inside, please follow these steps:1. Include a ‘Note to seller’ at checkout with the message you would like printed inside the card2. AMEND THE DELIVERY ADDRESS AT CHECKOUT to the recipients’ address. (We cannot accept address changes as a note on the order).3. If you would like to send items to multiple recipients, you must place a separate order for each recipient.4. Please contact us if you need any more information about sending direct to recipient.DESPATCH & SHIPPING> Your card will be cut and posted in 2-3 business days> Each card will be carefully packed in a cellophane sleeve and board backed envelope to ensure it arrives in perfect condition> You will receive an email notification to advise when it has been despatched (please check your junk email folder if you do not receive this)> Shipping upgrades available at checkout
Bulk dealQuantity Fixed price 3 £4.00 5 £4.00 10 £3.80 Sweary Christmas Cards Pack
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£9.95***Covid Update – Due to the global pandemic, there may be some delays with the postal service that are outside of our control***
We’ve all got a friend or family member who seems to have a permanent resting b*tch face – bring a smile to their face with this beautiful mug emblazoned with the quote “The Only Thing Resting Around Here Is My Bitch Face”
PRODUCT SPECIFICATION
> 11oz Mug
> Printed design will not fade, scratch or dull
> Dishwasher Safe
> Design is printed wrap around, perfect for left and right handed people!DESPATCH & SHIPPING
> Your mug will be created in 3-5 business days
> You will receive an email notification to advise when it has been despatched
> Standard UK shipping is Royal Mail 2nd Class; International orders via International Standard Airmail
> Shipping upgrades available at checkoutThe Only Thing Resting Around Here Mug
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