Personalised Rude Mortgage W*nker New Home Card

£4.95

***COVID Update – Due to the global pandemic, there may be some delays with the postal service that are outside of our control***

Send this cheeky card to friends or family moving into their new home, first home or forever home to remind them of their new financial commitments! Available as singular or plural wankers!

PRODUCT SPECIFICATION
> Professionally lasercut in my studio
> Made with your choice of 300gsm luxury pearlescent card with an ivory envelope and your choice of coloured paper insert
> Card size when folded is 13.5cm x 13.5cm (slightly larger than 5×5″)
> The inside of the card is blank for you to write your own message (Direct to Recipient service available – please see below for more details)

HOW TO ORDER
> Please enter the personalisation required on the card. Please ensure text is accurate as we will cut text exactly as entered on the order.

DIRECT TO RECIPIENT SERVICE
> If you would like me to post the card direct to recipient and print a message inside, please follow these steps:
1. Include a ‘Note to seller’ at checkout with the message you would like printed inside the card
2. AMEND THE DELIVERY ADDRESS AT CHECKOUT to the recipients’ address. (We cannot accept address changes as a note on the order).
3. If you would like to send items to multiple recipients, you must place a separate order for each recipient.
4. Please contact us if you need any more information about sending direct to recipient.

DESPATCH & SHIPPING
> Your card will be cut and posted in 2-3 business days
> Each card will be carefully packed in a cellophane sleeve and board backed envelope to ensure it arrives in perfect condition
> You will receive an email notification to advise when it has been despatched (please check your junk email folder if you do not receive this)
> Shipping upgrades available at checkout

Bulk deal
Quantity Discount
3 £4.00
5 £4.00
10 £3.80
Bulk pricing will be applied to package:
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Description

***COVID Update – Due to the global pandemic, there may be some delays with the postal service that are outside of our control***

Send this cheeky card to friends or family moving into their new home, first home or forever home to remind them of their new financial commitments! Available as singular or plural wankers!

PRODUCT SPECIFICATION
> Professionally lasercut in my studio
> Made with your choice of 300gsm luxury pearlescent card with an ivory envelope and your choice of coloured paper insert
> Card size when folded is 13.5cm x 13.5cm (slightly larger than 5×5″)
> The inside of the card is blank for you to write your own message (Direct to Recipient service available – please see below for more details)

HOW TO ORDER
> Please enter the personalisation required on the card. Please ensure text is accurate as we will cut text exactly as entered on the order.

DIRECT TO RECIPIENT SERVICE
> If you would like me to post the card direct to recipient and print a message inside, please follow these steps:
1. Include a ‘Note to seller’ at checkout with the message you would like printed inside the card
2. AMEND THE DELIVERY ADDRESS AT CHECKOUT to the recipients’ address. (We cannot accept address changes as a note on the order).
3. If you would like to send items to multiple recipients, you must place a separate order for each recipient.
4. Please contact us if you need any more information about sending direct to recipient.

DESPATCH & SHIPPING
> Your card will be cut and posted in 2-3 business days
> Each card will be carefully packed in a cellophane sleeve and board backed envelope to ensure it arrives in perfect condition
> You will receive an email notification to advise when it has been despatched (please check your junk email folder if you do not receive this)
> Shipping upgrades available at checkout

Additional information

Weight 45 g
Card Colour

Gold Shimmer, Ivory Shimmer, Silver Shimmer

Insert Colour

Baby Blue, Black, Cerise Pink, Emerald Green, Fresh Green, Gold Shimmer, Ivory Shimmer, Marine Blue, Midnight Blue, Orange, Pretty Pink, Punchy Purple, Red, Royal Blue, Silver Shimmer, Sunshine Yellow, Teal, Tropical Green

Milestone

1st

Occasion

New Home

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